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Tech Support: Yes, ... how can I help you?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install LOVE. Can you guide me though the process?
Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?
Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?
Tech Support: What programs are running?
Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge, and Resentment running right now.
Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longerdisrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is thatnormal?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error - Program notrun on external components." What should I do?
Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.
Customer: So, what should I do?
Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.
Customer: Okay, done.
Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system willoverwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart.Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So LOVE is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. LOVE is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.
God Bless X stay smiley
EYESZ UK (Isaac )
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116Godman
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« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2009, 10:20:39 PM » |
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 I love this. Thanks for sharing this.
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No Need for Rapidshare Or Megaupload Premium account to download when you've got THIS(Updated) While these other cats scream on the mic "who's the man" We break mics for Christ and scream "Nehushtan!" After emotional hype are we living upright can men visualize Christ
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eyesz
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« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2009, 05:37:09 AM » |
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Thanks for that 116Godman.
Surely theres more thankful people than 1 out of 84.
come on Guys I'll post a different story every couple of days .
stay Smiley Stay 4Cused stay Blessed
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« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2009, 05:43:22 AM » |
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Hey, I liked it too! Thanks for sharing!  |
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Rock On!!!
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« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2009, 10:38:27 AM » |
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This is awesome! Great job...
Really nice story:)
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« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2009, 07:25:55 AM » |
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Wow, this is so awesome! Extremely creative. +1 Thanks for sharing!
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looking upto the One who knows best !
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« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2009, 07:51:50 AM » |
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this is so cool,
10x for sharing.
GBU.
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« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2009, 05:49:08 AM » |
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Hey, That's some real stuff. like your method.
Thanks and God's grace.
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« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2009, 11:23:54 AM » |
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« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2010, 01:02:43 AM » |
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 ROFLOL That is absolutely wonderful and very creative, can't keep typing... must read next one!
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« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2010, 02:07:04 AM » |
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wow amazing.. very nice..
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« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2010, 07:35:17 AM » |
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amazing: thanks bro |
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